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I had that wee Wullie Bain at my door the other day. I didn’t know it was Wullie at the door, seeing as how at the time I was engaged with a wullie of my own – which I refuse to describe as wee, seeing as how I’m a guy. I was attempting to stop it peeing all over the bathroom floor when the door went and distracted me.
As any woman will tell you, it doesn’t take much for a man to soak the toilet seat and the surrounding floor, although many women are also prone to moaning when men don’t put the seat down afterwards. I was never entirely sure why my female friends and relatives complained about that, as if the toilet seat is left up then at least they have the confidence of knowing that the men in their lives haven’t just peed all over the…
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