Statement received from Mrs Scotland.
‘Please can you help me?
It’s my partner Westminster. Yes I know it’s a funny Christian name but no funnier than loads of others. Anyway for the last however many years we’ve been living together and during that time we’ve has our ups and downs like most people. Truth be told, he’s always been a bit of an arrogant sod but I just put that down to having the posh Christian name.
Lately though his behaviour has gotten dramatically worse and I’m beginning to get a little scared. It began to escalate when he became more friendly than usual with his Uncle Sam. Now please don’t get me wrong, I love Uncle Sam to bits – he’s a great big cuddly bear of a man who’s the life and soul of any party – plus he’s bailed us out of a few scrapes…
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